What if!

What the fuck man! Why do I've to get up and go the fucking bathroom every single morning? Chalo chodo yaar… Jo karna hai, so toh karna hai… - I spoke to myself and forced myself out of the bed. I managed to walk to the bathroom like a freakin' zombie, while digging stuff out of my eye.

I reached the bathroom door, stood there by the wall and kisi tarah apne aap ko sambhal ke khada hua… After all, raat bhar peeney ke baad hangover toh rahega hi… Sar dard ke saath dolte dolte darwaaze ka knob khola and I entered the loo. Inside the loo, I switched on the light, stood in front of the mirror and looked at my ugly face. I took out my toothbrush and applied some paste on it… Brush karte-karte, I wanted to pee, so I walked towards the WC. Just as I was peeing, my toothbrush fell in to it. "Fuck man!" ,I screamed to myself… When things have to go wrong, they go wrong (Murphy's law!) I was so fuckin' inebriated, that just put my hand in to the loo to retrieve the toothbrush.

Haath daala hi tha, ki I felt some sort of magnetic pressure pulling me inside… Even before I could react, I discovered that I was being sucked in to the whirlpool of filth, crap and all the dirt that led me to a world way below the realm of mankind…

This was almost like traveling through time passage; I entered a tunnel, via the hole of my loo… Here I was screaming my lungs out, shouting out for help, haath-paaon maar-maar ke thak gaya tha – is ummeed mein ki shaayad koi aayega and may be help me out of this filth and take me back to the normal world, but then, I guess it was not to be… I passed through and finally was spit out by the tunnel in a vast field which was like a dumping ground of all the human waste, crap and what not!

I got up, looked around and was shocked to see the sights. The filth, the foul smell of rotten bodies, the immense waste and only destruction all around me began to choke me… The entire place was covered with mounds of smoke, garbage; I could see cheel and kauwas flying around and preying on whatever little was left around… I could not see this hellish sight anymore and hence, I decided to walk off from there…

Thodi door chala hi tha, ki I saw huge shining-black limousine come and stop right in front of me. This limousine numbered HELL – 666 almost looked like the president's official carrier. I was stunned to discover such a sexy piece of vehicle in such a dilapidated place. Just as I was co-relating the two contrasting things – limousine and the hell (where I had descended to!), opened the door of the car and I saw a vulture step out. This vulture was dressed in an Armani suit and was smoking a cigar. It looked like a business magnate. Almost dressed, as if it were to enter some sort of business conference and all!

I was now shivering with a kind of cold-fever. I just couldn't believe my eyes. I was just hoping that this was another nightmare, but! Out of sheer curiosity, I decided to follow the neatly dressed vulture and see what is in the anvil. Meanwhile, I saw another bunch of cars and bikes come and stop just behind the limo. A host of animals and other strange looking creatures got down and escorted the vulture in to what looked like an enormous mansion.

This mansion number 786 belonged to the vulture. I followed all of them in to the mansion. It seemed like some big gathering; the mansion was overflowing with creatures. From the main door, I entered the hall in a secretive manner and sat in some remote corner, which could give me visibility in to the entire scene. There were drinks being served, there was meat being served as well for starters. It almost seemed like a corporate party. Everything looked familiar, except the hosts of the party.

I was now relaxing a bit… I could catch up on breath as well… Sitting in one corner, I slowly came over my nausea as well and decided to feed myself, as I was hungry. I walked over to a table which was loaded with all kinds of meat and nice drinks. This was tempting. I picked up a plate for myself and served myself with a leg piece and poured a glass of red wine for myself. I just couldn't resist myself, as I was a compulsive non-vegetarian. Khaana lene ke baad main kaune mein jaake baitha aur khaana shuru kiya.

The moment I took the first bite of the meat, something kinda choked me… The taste was familiar as well… Not that it was of any non-veg dish; in fact, this taste was more like the taste of my own flesh. I removed the masala over the leg piece and Fuck!

Jaise hi leg-piece mein se masala hata ke dekha, I puked what ever I had eaten. That piece was a dismembered thigh of a baby! a human baby! The chef had chopped off the thigh of a new born baby, by mistake I thought! I just kept the plate aside and sipped on to the wine that I had. One sip of that wine and I spat that as well. This was not a fucking wine! This was blood… Human blood!! Aaaarghhh!

I was just not able to make any sense of this. Human thigh for a piece of meat and human blood for wine! What the fuck is happening here I asked to myself, more out of confusion! I went to the kitchen and just hid around the corner to catch a peek in to what was happening in there… What I saw swept me off my feet… I had never seen something as cruel as this in my life… I saw a leopard holding a new born baby. The creature then placed the baby on the table, raised the large butcher knife and just as I was witnessing this, the butcher knife chopped the baby in to two pieces. Khat-Khat – was the sound… Freaky shit, what is this asshole creature upto?? This baby was then chopped in to multiple pieces and was dismembered. It was chopped as fine as a chicken or goat would be chopped in order to prepare fine meat. This was not accident, at all, I thought to myself. After the dismemberment of the baby, the blood was filled in to a jar and was stored in a freezer.

This freezer was full of dismembered parts of human body.

Just as I was recuperating from that shock, I saw the vulture, the host, reappear. This was time for some audio-visual clippings.

"Friends and Comrades! Tonight is the definitive moment in the history of animal-kind. We celebrate this night as a moment, when we announce to the world, to the mankind, that we're independent. For long, we have tolerated atrocities on our folks, on our species by virtue of being the weaker sect of the society. Few of our brethren have feared extinction at the hands of irresponsible mankind. We have paid a heavy price for human beings' pleasure, but no more! Tonight the tables have turned. And to announce this moment and to celebrate our victory of our species, I present to you the most valuable gift ever!, said the vulture and moved aside to reveal the gifts.

As the vulture moved aside, I saw stream of men, women and also children being thrown at these cruel and blood-seeking creatures. All the animals now grabbed hold of these women and indulged in the most savage acts of sex and other bondage pleasure. While some others, took small kids and old-age people to the vast fields (where I landed initially!). In boodhey logon, bacchchon aur aurton ko usi sadi huyi dumping ground pe le jaya gaya aur unhe hal se baandh ke kheti ke liye use kiya gaya. Not only were they being used for ploughing, but they were also tortured for non-response.

I'd had enough of this crap and tried to oppose. Just as I got up to revolt, Thud! There was a black-out in front of my eyes