The Longest Night
32 years on planet earth, man. 32 years. I once read on a guy's t-shirt while roaming in a mall "Virginity is not a virtue; just lack of opportunities." Thinks Vishwamitra Subramaniam and wakes up completely wet in the middle of the night. He gets up wiping the sweat off his face and realizes something. He jumps off his bed and walks in to his washroom. He washes himself and then comes back to the bed and lies down there only to keep staring at the swirling fan. The night goes on dry and drab. Next morning, a doorbell wakes him up at around 7 am. He walks up like a zombie only to see his maid standing at the door. He opens up his door and his maid looks at him standing right in front of her wearing his super-short boxers and his vest. The boxers were super-short for a man of his height. At 6'3", anything you wear which can be called as shorts will seem to be super-short. His maid had made her discomfort at seeing him in such a condition vocal